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Gundam Tanaka | 田中 眼蛇夢 ([personal profile] hamham) wrote2015-08-05 08:04 pm
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<BeastofPerdition> Do not waste my time.
impheired: to reproduce. the world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form. (sigh ♚ i should not be allowed)

action; 09/06 around 7pm

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-18 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuyuhiko returns to the motel room a little earlier than he does most nights. Maybe whatever mysterious money making ventures he gets up to in his spare time weren't profitable tonight.]

[Or maybe he was out doing something else entirely. In any case, his return is normal enough other than that. A key scraping in the lock followed by the door opening and his usual, lazy drawl of "tadaima" as the door shuts behind him.]
Edited 2015-09-18 01:13 (UTC)
impheired: where is the sex going? does it even have a license (unsure ♚ what is a sex drive?)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-18 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He's in the process of slipping off his shoes when he notices something's off. And upon looking up, his suspicions are confirmed. Though he can't honestly say he's happy to be right. Especially when this is such a drastic change from the last time he saw Gundam. So he wastes no time in moving over to the chair to check on his classmate.]

You look like shit. [It's then that he notices the pot on the stove. That...is probably not a good idea. Jesus, Gundam, how long have you left that sitting there. Since the breeder doesn't seem to be in any immediate danger of keeling over, Fuyuhiko moves into the kitchen to see what's cooking. Not because he wants to eat it or anything but rather because he's probably going to end up turning the stove off. But better to assess the situation first.] Oi, what happened here? Your cut acting up or something?
impheired: on the surface but deep inside, i'm actually angrier (angry ♚ i may seem like an angry person)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-18 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good, it's not too burnt. Even if it's MEATLESS CURRY which is kind of a disappointment. But he can't really bitch too much since he's the one deciding to stick to Gundam's vegetarian diet to save a little money. Fuyuhiko prods at the contents a bit, just to keep them from sticking to the bottom or burning.]

[When he puts down the spoon, he notices the salt. And he can hear Naomi's voice in his head: As for demons, they have a vulnerability to salt...]

[Oh no.]


Tanaka...you didn't eat any of this salt, did you?

[He turns around to look at his classmate, an expression of urgency on his face. What happens if monsters EAT something they're weak to? This isn't going to kill him is it? How quickly can he get him to the clinic if need be...]
impheired: have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it. (talk ♚ i really don't think you should)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-18 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Goddammit, Gundam.]

[Well at least this confirms Naomi's guess, he supposes. With horns AND a salt weakness, there's apparently nothing else he can be. If only he'd gotten home sooner, he could have said something and stopped Gundam from being a complete dumbass and sticking salt in his mouth.]

[But he's not going to beat himself up over it too much, really. Gundam was the one who decided to stick it in his mouth. But even so, Fuyuhiko's demeanor only becomes more urgent as he moves over to his classmate's side. He moves as though he was about to grab Gundam's arm but thought better of it before he could go through with it. Though whether it's because he's being conscious of Gundam's wound or his dislike of touching people is impossible to tell.]


Get up, go in the bathroom and make yourself puke. You need to get that shit out of your system as fast as you can, even if it was just a little bit.
impheired: me look like im always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it’s usually true (sigh ♚  just...sigh)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-18 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good man, Gundam. Because he does know something you don't and he'll be all too happy to share it once you're looking less dead. Actually, you'll probably be pretty excited about it...]

But he's not about to go into the bathroom with Gundam and watch him puke. That's gross. Especially not when he can hear what's going on in the bathroom from the kitchen just fine. So he'll just...stay out here and watch the curry, yes. This sounds like a plan. Not that Gundam's going to be able to eat this since he put salt in it. But he's not about to let it go to waste.]
impheired: for his car keys. but this time he made it to the valet garage. all the attendants gathered around and watched. (sigh ♚ as usual i had to fight him)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[In the meantime, Fuyuhiko has finished preparing the curry and has moved on to rinsing the pan in the sink. Though Gundam will no doubt notice that only one of the paper plates sitting on the counter actually has curry on it. The other just has rice, with the other half of the curry in a small plastic container next to it. He's familiar enough with Gundam's cooking habits by now to know that the breeder doesn't salt the rice while cooking it.]

[Once Gundam's sitting down, however, he abandons the pan to let is soak before picking up a plate in each hand and moving over to the tiny table.]


Since you already put salt in the curry, you're gonna have to find something else to go with your rice. [He sets Gundam's plate down in front of him. Mmmm. Just rice. Yum.] Congratulations Tanaka, looks like you're a demon now.

[Wow, it's like he has no sense of showmanship whatsoever. He's just gonna leave it at that and sit down with his own plate of food that he CAN eat because he's not allergic to salt. At least he's not actually eating it just yet, instead waiting to see Gundam's reaction to the news that really should have been obvious to both of them from the start.]
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impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeeepppp, this is about how he expected Gundam would take the news. He guesses he'll wait a little to remind him about the soul eating thing. Let the guy have his moment. He deserves it after a double whammy of his weaknesses.]

[Doesn't mean he's not going to roll his eye over this proclamation though.]


Dumbass, you're not here to take over any god thrones. We're getting the hell out of here once we have the chance. We've got people waiting for us back home, remember?
impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[His eye is going to get stuck in his skull if he rolls it any harder.]

Did I say we shouldn't kill her? [No. No he did not.] That part's not the problem. Hell, I'd say that's probably the only way to beat her. Clean your ears out, I said the problem is the part where you want to take her place.

[Not. Happening.]

And do you really think a full-on assault is the right way to take down the person who turned us into monsters in the first place? Like that sort of strategy wouldn't backfire horribly, dumbass!

[Jeez, even he knows this sort of thing requires more finesse than that. Stand aside, Gundam, let the real leaders do the leading here.]
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impheired: to reproduce. the world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form. (sigh ♚ i should not be allowed)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuyuhiko shakes his head a little before finally digging into his curry. You just don't get it, Gundam.]

You play too many fucking video games, goddamn... [Or are you into tabletop games, not-friend? Not that it really matters either way.] Real life doesn't work like that. Trust me, if this bitch could just be overpowered with brute strength, you and I wouldn't be sitting here right now. She's been bringing people here for a year now. If it was that easy to beat her, they'dve managed it by now.

But that's not important right now... [Since it's...not like they have any real details to work with. All anybody ever does is say the Fog God is bad news... It's a little frustrating! So Kuzuryuu reaches into one of his jacket pockets and pulls out a small jar, which he slams onto the table next to Gundam's plate. There's some kind of salve inside, though it's nothing readily identifiable.] That cut of yours still givin' you grief?
impheired: better when people don’t know what you’re up to. (talk ♚ i realized that life is so much)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Some other time, Gundam. If you get any more into that planning rigt now, it's just going to piss Fuyuhiko off because they don't have any real solid info.]

[He really doesn't need to worry about Fuyuhiko's money-making ventures though. Despite how shady it looks, he's not actually breaking any laws or really doing anything even remotely suspect. But if you don't bother to ask the obvious questions, of course you're never going to get an explanation. At least, as not as far as money is concerned. The medicine, however...]


Yeah. I can't remember, did I mention Kimishima to you? The arachne I met when we first got here. She runs a clinic that specializes in treating monsters up by the lake. So unlike the pharmacy last night, I could tell her everything instead of making it sound like you burned yourself cooking or something.
impheired: sour candy? who the fuck says "i'm gonna eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and i'm gonna fucking like it." (disgust ♚ who the fuck genuinely enjoys)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, don't do that at the table! [Gundam, the table is not the place to take care of his shit. Especially when you're both trying to eat.] We'll take care of your arm once we're done eating, alright?

[At least he seems to recognize that, even if the cut looks better, it's probably still very annoying and possibly painful and obviously Gundam would want relief as soon as possible. So he starts eating faster.]

No idea how hard it is for her to run something like that, though. But she knows her shit so I wouldn't be surprised if she has an easy time of it. She's the one who suggested you might be turning into a demon when I told her about your changes.
impheired: because i woke up to a trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed (stare ♚ just how uncooperative was i?)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-20 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's the place to go if you find yourself really banged up or unsure about any of your changes.

[Fuyuhiko also seems content enough to eat in silence for a while. If they're not talking, they'll get done faster after all.]

They're still sore? [Fuyuhiko stares at him thoughtfully. The mattresses here aren't exactly spectacular, but sleeping in a bed should have done SOMETHING for his soreness. And the way Gundam's talking, nothings really changed.] Well, you're gonna get wings eventually, so if it's in your shoulder blades it could be those coming in, I guess...

[Though that's a little disturbing to think about. Both what his body must be doing currently and what's going to happen when his wings DO decide to come in.]

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