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Gundam Tanaka | 田中 眼蛇夢 ([personal profile] hamham) wrote2015-08-05 08:04 pm
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<BeastofPerdition> Do not waste my time.
impheired: for his car keys. but this time he made it to the valet garage. all the attendants gathered around and watched. (sigh ♚ as usual i had to fight him)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[In the meantime, Fuyuhiko has finished preparing the curry and has moved on to rinsing the pan in the sink. Though Gundam will no doubt notice that only one of the paper plates sitting on the counter actually has curry on it. The other just has rice, with the other half of the curry in a small plastic container next to it. He's familiar enough with Gundam's cooking habits by now to know that the breeder doesn't salt the rice while cooking it.]

[Once Gundam's sitting down, however, he abandons the pan to let is soak before picking up a plate in each hand and moving over to the tiny table.]


Since you already put salt in the curry, you're gonna have to find something else to go with your rice. [He sets Gundam's plate down in front of him. Mmmm. Just rice. Yum.] Congratulations Tanaka, looks like you're a demon now.

[Wow, it's like he has no sense of showmanship whatsoever. He's just gonna leave it at that and sit down with his own plate of food that he CAN eat because he's not allergic to salt. At least he's not actually eating it just yet, instead waiting to see Gundam's reaction to the news that really should have been obvious to both of them from the start.]
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impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeeepppp, this is about how he expected Gundam would take the news. He guesses he'll wait a little to remind him about the soul eating thing. Let the guy have his moment. He deserves it after a double whammy of his weaknesses.]

[Doesn't mean he's not going to roll his eye over this proclamation though.]


Dumbass, you're not here to take over any god thrones. We're getting the hell out of here once we have the chance. We've got people waiting for us back home, remember?
impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[His eye is going to get stuck in his skull if he rolls it any harder.]

Did I say we shouldn't kill her? [No. No he did not.] That part's not the problem. Hell, I'd say that's probably the only way to beat her. Clean your ears out, I said the problem is the part where you want to take her place.

[Not. Happening.]

And do you really think a full-on assault is the right way to take down the person who turned us into monsters in the first place? Like that sort of strategy wouldn't backfire horribly, dumbass!

[Jeez, even he knows this sort of thing requires more finesse than that. Stand aside, Gundam, let the real leaders do the leading here.]
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impheired: to reproduce. the world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form. (sigh ♚ i should not be allowed)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuyuhiko shakes his head a little before finally digging into his curry. You just don't get it, Gundam.]

You play too many fucking video games, goddamn... [Or are you into tabletop games, not-friend? Not that it really matters either way.] Real life doesn't work like that. Trust me, if this bitch could just be overpowered with brute strength, you and I wouldn't be sitting here right now. She's been bringing people here for a year now. If it was that easy to beat her, they'dve managed it by now.

But that's not important right now... [Since it's...not like they have any real details to work with. All anybody ever does is say the Fog God is bad news... It's a little frustrating! So Kuzuryuu reaches into one of his jacket pockets and pulls out a small jar, which he slams onto the table next to Gundam's plate. There's some kind of salve inside, though it's nothing readily identifiable.] That cut of yours still givin' you grief?
impheired: better when people don’t know what you’re up to. (talk ♚ i realized that life is so much)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-19 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Some other time, Gundam. If you get any more into that planning rigt now, it's just going to piss Fuyuhiko off because they don't have any real solid info.]

[He really doesn't need to worry about Fuyuhiko's money-making ventures though. Despite how shady it looks, he's not actually breaking any laws or really doing anything even remotely suspect. But if you don't bother to ask the obvious questions, of course you're never going to get an explanation. At least, as not as far as money is concerned. The medicine, however...]


Yeah. I can't remember, did I mention Kimishima to you? The arachne I met when we first got here. She runs a clinic that specializes in treating monsters up by the lake. So unlike the pharmacy last night, I could tell her everything instead of making it sound like you burned yourself cooking or something.
impheired: sour candy? who the fuck says "i'm gonna eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and i'm gonna fucking like it." (disgust ♚ who the fuck genuinely enjoys)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, don't do that at the table! [Gundam, the table is not the place to take care of his shit. Especially when you're both trying to eat.] We'll take care of your arm once we're done eating, alright?

[At least he seems to recognize that, even if the cut looks better, it's probably still very annoying and possibly painful and obviously Gundam would want relief as soon as possible. So he starts eating faster.]

No idea how hard it is for her to run something like that, though. But she knows her shit so I wouldn't be surprised if she has an easy time of it. She's the one who suggested you might be turning into a demon when I told her about your changes.
impheired: because i woke up to a trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed (stare ♚ just how uncooperative was i?)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-20 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's the place to go if you find yourself really banged up or unsure about any of your changes.

[Fuyuhiko also seems content enough to eat in silence for a while. If they're not talking, they'll get done faster after all.]

They're still sore? [Fuyuhiko stares at him thoughtfully. The mattresses here aren't exactly spectacular, but sleeping in a bed should have done SOMETHING for his soreness. And the way Gundam's talking, nothings really changed.] Well, you're gonna get wings eventually, so if it's in your shoulder blades it could be those coming in, I guess...

[Though that's a little disturbing to think about. Both what his body must be doing currently and what's going to happen when his wings DO decide to come in.]
impheired: better when people don’t know what you’re up to. (talk ♚ i realized that life is so much)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-23 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Gundam, just ask, he'll show you how to get there...]

We'll find out one way or the other soon enough, I guess.

[Either the soreness will persist, proving it's wings, or it'll go away in a few days time meaning it was the forest floor after all. Either way, there's nothing to be done about it now. So Fuyuhiko goes back to his food, finishing it off and then taking his plate to the sink.]

By the way, since I didn't know exactly what caused your burn, she had to give me a general ointment for it. She said it'll still work it just won't be as effective as something specifically for silver or sunlight or whatever.

[He just sets his plate in the sink for now, he'll come clean it once they've taken care of Gundam's arm. He puts the leftover curry and rice in the refrigerator while waiting for the other boy to finish his own dinner.]
impheired: i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind. (stare ♚ one of these days)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-23 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, dumbass, you know the stuff that comes from that big round thing in the sky?

[He turns to look at Gundam, his exasperation increasing when he notices the grains of rice still sticking to his lips.] You've got rice on your face.

[HE CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, JEEZ.]

[He makes a quick detour in the bathroom to grab the roll of bandages before grabbing the salve and moving to sit in the same spot on the edge of Gundam's bed as last night. Come on, get over here so he can patch your arm up. Again.]
impheired: why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom. (stare ♚ care to explain)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-23 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Oh my god, Gundam...]

Or... [Listen up, Gundam, this is important because you completely missed his point here.] you could just walk out your front door on a sunny day and burn yourself.

[Sometimes, the simplest explanation is best. He wasn't even talking about weapons, you weirdo.]
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impheired: but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all (talk ♚ you decided to have a pasta fight)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Rollin his eye over here Gundam are you kidding him right now. But whatever, he'll just start gently rubbing some of Naomi's ointment over Gundam's cut. A fairly liberal amount of it, actually.]

I'm not sure any of them would go through that much trouble. Especially since...some of them apparently have a trump card. Something that works on all monsters, no matter what type.
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impheired: “chillin like a villain” because it shows that i’m calm but also ready to sin. (sultry ♚ i relate to the phrase)

[personal profile] impheired 2015-09-23 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
The hunters.

[well if he's not getting anything other than a wince, he's going to keep doing what he's doing then.]

You need to be more careful from now on, Tanaka. You got damn lucky this time, from the sounds of things. Kimishima told me lots more than just how to use this stuff. Apparently there's a type of poison some of the hunters have that only affects monsters. Causes all kinds of weird mutations and shit that differs from type to type. But it's a painful experience across the board, and there's no cure for it. You just gotta wait till your body fights it off naturally. And that's not a quick experience, the way I understand it.

[SO DON'T FUCK WITH THE HUNTERS ANYMORE, DUMBASS.]

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