hamham: (To whom it may concern.)
Gundam Tanaka | 田中 眼蛇夢 ([personal profile] hamham) wrote2015-03-18 12:25 am
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[IC] Inbox (Cerealia)

You have contacted Gundam Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice!! State your business and perhaps I will contact you at a future date if it intrigues me...
babermetrics: (shitty trash asshole)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-17 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Those count too, huh? Ain't it usually somethin' like bunnies if it's one o' those "teach the students about animals" things?

[He likes bunnies. He doesn't say so right now; it's not exactly cool to get all up on how cute bunnies are. But he does smile, some.]

I dunno if I've ever seen a hermit crab before! Doesn't sound like the kinda thing I'd wanna get my hands all over, though.
babermetrics: (> pixel)

text; 2/19 ic; afternoon; before the platform falls

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-17 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
IM EMERGENCY BOOOOORED

So we gotta have an important conversation. as men
babermetrics: (> pixel)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
The one where you tell me what girls you like!
babermetrics: (my opinion. unfollow if u must.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-18 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo, what's that say about Hinata?

[Maybe this really is like a magazine personality quiz. "What kind of pet would you rather have?" Yeah, that's a legit kind of question. It's just that Gundam's quiz was written for some crazy parallel world magazine.]
babermetrics: (> pixel)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-18 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS . . . WAS A MISTAKE.]











I dont know what I was expecting
babermetrics: (neon ball throw?!)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-18 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! Five on a scale o' ten, right?

[Leon laughs; he can't help it. It's the weirdest diss he's ever heard. And sure, he's probably no better than a five, but it's still funny!]

So like, I'd totally be a ten if I could tame a tiger or somethin'?
babermetrics: (> pixel)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I just cant believe youve never liked a single girl! I know youre you and all but I figured every guys got that in common

except gay guys
babermetrics: (> pixel)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-19 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY CRAP REALLY?

[After all that, the last thing he'd been expecting was that.]

Who is it???
babermetrics: (pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-19 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh maaaan, you're sayin' Hinata's a five out of thousands? That's so cold!

[BUT HILARIOUS. Leon laughs; this is a pretty good diversion from everything else. And man, has he needed it, after a couple days in mostly-solitude, except for the one trip to Togami's. Togami has never in his life cheered anyone up.]

But you can touch him! Maybe you're kinda like a hermit crab yourself, huh?
babermetrics: (> pixel)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-19 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
whoa someone back home huh..... so youre staying faithful and stuff even if shes not here?

[In a weird way, he seems like the type. A strangely good, pure guy under all of that . . . evil demon dark lord stuff. It's funny how that works.]
babermetrics: (pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-19 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm tellin' you, you've just gotta touch more people.

[The urge to throw an arm around him is so strong right now. Operation Touch Tanaka Gundam is officially the most homosexual operation Leon has ever been involved in, but also, extremely important.

He doesn't, though, his arm draped over the couch instead.]


I dunno, man, I bet if you had a shell you'd be in it like fifty percent of the time!
babermetrics: (> pixel)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-20 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[You can say that again. Now Leon's depressed.]

I mean I guess you got a point with that one

thats so depressing. the whole point of this was not to be depressing for once lol

Im not the kind of guy who dates one girl and gets serious about it but I guess you are. thats cool if its your thing

so whats she like I mean I cant even imagine what kinda girl youd be into lol. Im real curious now
babermetrics: (> pixel)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-20 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes him an extra little bit to reply to all that.]

Wow. Youve got it bad

[He feels a little bad, because he's not even trying to be flippant; he's just not sure what else to say in the face of that kind of . . . emotion. It's not the sort of thing you can tease a guy about easily.

After another little bit:]


So thats the kind of girl you like. makes sense coming from you

Youd have really surprised me if you said she had great tits or something lol

But it fits with how you are too. like her power level is a million and she could totally tame a tiger

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