Oh maaaan, you're sayin' Hinata's a five out of thousands? That's so cold!
[BUT HILARIOUS. Leon laughs; this is a pretty good diversion from everything else. And man, has he needed it, after a couple days in mostly-solitude, except for the one trip to Togami's. Togami has never in his life cheered anyone up.]
But you can touch him! Maybe you're kinda like a hermit crab yourself, huh?
Hah. It's not so much that I may compare with a hermit crab - [You're lucky he likes you enough not to take offense to that. Or well, only slight offense. That smile looks just as much like he wants to punch you as it looks amused.] - but that he possesses a rare quality that allows him to withstand the poison in my veins. To date, he is the only human I have met that has this trait.
I'm tellin' you, you've just gotta touch more people.
[The urge to throw an arm around him is so strong right now. Operation Touch Tanaka Gundam is officially the most homosexual operation Leon has ever been involved in, but also, extremely important.
He doesn't, though, his arm draped over the couch instead.]
I dunno, man, I bet if you had a shell you'd be in it like fifty percent of the time!
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[He's trash. But he's Gundam's trash.]
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[Leon laughs; he can't help it. It's the weirdest diss he's ever heard. And sure, he's probably no better than a five, but it's still funny!]
So like, I'd totally be a ten if I could tame a tiger or somethin'?
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[Mortals.]
To be able to tame a tiger, it would take an essence level in the thousands.
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[BUT HILARIOUS. Leon laughs; this is a pretty good diversion from everything else. And man, has he needed it, after a couple days in mostly-solitude, except for the one trip to Togami's. Togami has never in his life cheered anyone up.]
But you can touch him! Maybe you're kinda like a hermit crab yourself, huh?
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[The urge to throw an arm around him is so strong right now. Operation Touch Tanaka Gundam is officially the most homosexual operation Leon has ever been involved in, but also, extremely important.
He doesn't, though, his arm draped over the couch instead.]
I dunno, man, I bet if you had a shell you'd be in it like fifty percent of the time!