[IC] Inbox (Cerealia)

[hamham]

You have contacted Gundam Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice!! State your business and perhaps I will contact you at a future date if it intrigues me...

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text; i feel like the world's most unfortunate santa

[bozu]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. XXX

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[hamham]

What sort of black sorcery is this, fiend!? The bad omens hidden within this message speak clearly for your ill intentions! Attempting to cast a curse upon me is a brave but reckless move, worm! Already my counter hex is intruding into your lair, coming to take your very soul as payment for this misdeed!

[Okay but why did you think Tanaka Gundam would be a good choice to send this to?]

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[bozu]

Ah, no no no! It's not a curse, it is the exact opposite of a curse!
I mean... I can understand being into things like this, but thinking I would curse a good friend! Really!

[DONT TAKE HIS SOUL HE NEEDS IT]

voice;

[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeety bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

voice;

[hamham]

[..........brb taking this one a little more seriously.]

Who...fuahaha...ahahahahahaha! A petty hex like this could never even hope to affect someone like me! Do not make me laugh!!

[And yet this is the message he will be sending to his friend...]

[madhatted]

Dear me... You should take hexes seriously, you know! Would you really gamble with other peoples' lives in the chance that it's fake? If it's not, you're a mur~der~er~☆

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[stagewright]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[ she's just sending this to everyone she's spoken to, what's up. ]

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[eggcream]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[sending this to gundam because he doesnt think gundam has enough friends to get it back from]

Voice - IC 12/22

[unluckless]

That's sort of an intimidating message, Tanaka-kun! Do you get a lot of voice mail with it?

[Wait okay. Back on track now.] Sorry for taking up your time, but it's important. Hinata-kun's birthday is coming up soon. So consider this an invitation! I want to have a party for him with all his friends.

Voice - IC 12/22

[hamham]

It is inconsequential if I am intimidating others from leaving me voice mail or not. All that means is that I will not have to listen to pointless rambling as often as I might otherwise.

[Oh wait, there's a point to this.]

Ah, Hinata's birthday...? This is nothing to apologize for. When would this banquet in his honor be held?

Voice - IC 12/22

[unluckless]

What if it's not pointless, but the sender is just timid or easily frightened?

[...which neither of those things is Komaeda, so moot point anyway.]

Mm! Well since his birthday is January 1st, I thought perhaps we could have a New Years Eve party and celebrate the new year and Hinata-kun's birth all together.

gift; 12/24

[particularity]

[ON CHRISTMAS EVE, the Hinasanta will be coming and leaving a gift. On top of the purple-wrapped (rather large) box is a to Tanaka, from Hinata.

Inside that big box... is what looks to be a hamster house. A homemade hamster house, even, sizable enough for the four hams to have a good scamper up and down its little hamster ramps inside, a little bag of alfalfa hay included too. But besides the gift for Gundam's hamsters, there's a smaller wrapped gift.

Gloves, the same colour as his scarf... with a white pentagram-ish design on them. Gloves of power. Because you better keep both your hands warm in the winter, Gundam, one being bandaged or not!!

And, lastly, a simply written note, Merry Christmas, Tanaka.]

text; 1/14

[impheired]

Are you doing anything on Friday?

[Why is it so awkward to ask people if they want to spend time with him? It shouldn't be this hard, dammit. Especially since he and Gundam are basically friends now, right?]

[...right??]

text; 1/14

[hamham]

[Good question! Are you friends?]

Friday? I do not have any preoccupations, no. Why do you ask?

[Someone other than Hinata is asking him to go spend time with them? Nah. Can't be.]

text; 1/14

[impheired]

Somebody I know invited me to...a pool party, I guess?
She said I could bring people with me [She said you could bring ONE person, Kuzuryuu. You just decided to be a little shit and invite three.] so I figured I'd see if you wanted to come.

[Oh but it can be! That is definitely what is happening here.]

text; 1/14

[perfectstrike]

You are going to the pool party the young master invited you to, correct?

text; 1/14

[hamham]

[Oh hello Peko.]

Correct. We are meeting at the station at ten o'clock, are we not?

voice; 1/27

[particularity]

Tanaka, did you go on that tour...? Are you all right?

[First off, Hinata doesn't sound quite as all right as he's asking Gundam about... Everyone's heard him freaked out, but the slight shake to his voice is really freaked out.

Just going on up high on that "freaked out" scale, oh yeah.]

voice; 1/27

[hamham]

I have not taken part in any tour. I did not have the time to participate.

[His reply was a little hesitant, because yeah, Hinata your voice is shaking a little...]

Has something happened? Do you remain unharmed?

audio; 2/11

[impheired]

[Hey Gundam, are you awake at like 7:30am? Because Kuzuryuu is. And he's calling you. For some reason.]

Oi, Tanaka, does everything feel cold to you or are you having trouble seeing shit? [Well that's weirdly specific.] Or is anything weird going on with you in general?

audio; 2/11

[hamham]

[Why yes, he is awake! Milling about his apartment, getting ready to feed his hams and greet them. Good morning to you, Kuzuryuu. He answers the phone, listening to the questions. How strangely specific, but he completely understands.]

I have no troubles with my vision, however everything is oddly cold yes. I was under the assumption my heating had simply given out, or the electricity in general as the stove isn't even heating up...if you are asking this, I am assuming it is not as simple as that.

[What's going on friend, what did CERES fuck up this time.]

text; 2/14 ic; evening

[babermetrics]

I need you to come over if you can asap

[Shit, Gundam doesn't know where he lives, though. That means more typing, which is really difficult right now. He gives his address too, though, in a second text.]

text; 2/14 ic; evening

[hamham]

[He can come over, but man after that cold bs and the weird glitchy world, he kind of just wants to veg out on his futon with his hams.

However, it's Leon, and while he can't claim they are "friends" yet (for his own stupid reasons) he's a really good acquaintance of his. And falls under the "classmate" blanket. Also, what if he's in some kind of danger?]

My departure will be swift. What is it you require?

[He's bringing his gun just in case, but like does he need to bring anything else? What sort of situation is he walking into?]

text; 2/19 ic; afternoon; before the platform falls

[babermetrics]

IM EMERGENCY BOOOOORED

So we gotta have an important conversation. as men

[hamham]

As men?
What might this conversation be?