[This is in fact pretty much what he expected. He wonders something, and then decides to just ask it, because he's curious and what's the point of keeping it to himself?]
Has anyone ever actually said yes to any o' those?
[THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT CLEAR BEFORE. It even takes Leon a moment to realize Gundam hasn't totally switched topics. Had those guys actually figured out what he was saying the first time they heard it? No way!]
That's what you wanted to know?! Ah, my family had a cat . . . she wasn't really "mine" though. Hinata really had hermit crabs?
[He's impotent and he had hermit crabs. This guy's life is seeming more sad every day.]
Lapines and rodents are typical creatures used in projects such as that, yes. They're cute, something which would entice humans to care for them.
[It's okay to admit that you like Leon. He loves cute animals.]
They are a type of crab which makes its home within empty shells. When not handled carefully, they are willing to snap their claws into flesh just as any crustacean would.
[Maybe this really is like a magazine personality quiz. "What kind of pet would you rather have?" Yeah, that's a legit kind of question. It's just that Gundam's quiz was written for some crazy parallel world magazine.]
Oh maaaan, you're sayin' Hinata's a five out of thousands? That's so cold!
[BUT HILARIOUS. Leon laughs; this is a pretty good diversion from everything else. And man, has he needed it, after a couple days in mostly-solitude, except for the one trip to Togami's. Togami has never in his life cheered anyone up.]
But you can touch him! Maybe you're kinda like a hermit crab yourself, huh?
Hah. It's not so much that I may compare with a hermit crab - [You're lucky he likes you enough not to take offense to that. Or well, only slight offense. That smile looks just as much like he wants to punch you as it looks amused.] - but that he possesses a rare quality that allows him to withstand the poison in my veins. To date, he is the only human I have met that has this trait.
I'm tellin' you, you've just gotta touch more people.
[The urge to throw an arm around him is so strong right now. Operation Touch Tanaka Gundam is officially the most homosexual operation Leon has ever been involved in, but also, extremely important.
He doesn't, though, his arm draped over the couch instead.]
I dunno, man, I bet if you had a shell you'd be in it like fifty percent of the time!
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[This is in fact pretty much what he expected. He wonders something, and then decides to just ask it, because he's curious and what's the point of keeping it to himself?]
Has anyone ever actually said yes to any o' those?
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In their own ways. Hinata watched over simple hermit crabs. Naegi was apparently endeared to a hound. Kuzuryuu kept a noble Chin as a companion.
[He's asking about pets, if that wasn't clear before.]
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That's what you wanted to know?! Ah, my family had a cat . . . she wasn't really "mine" though. Hinata really had hermit crabs?
[He's impotent and he had hermit crabs. This guy's life is seeming more sad every day.]
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[Duh, Leon.]
A family cat, I see...no, he did not have any hermit crabs of his own. It was a school pet.
[A family cat...that's not bad. While it's not a personal pact that he'd made, the creature likely watched over their family...]
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[He likes bunnies. He doesn't say so right now; it's not exactly cool to get all up on how cute bunnies are. But he does smile, some.]
I dunno if I've ever seen a hermit crab before! Doesn't sound like the kinda thing I'd wanna get my hands all over, though.
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[It's okay to admit that you like Leon. He loves cute animals.]
They are a type of crab which makes its home within empty shells. When not handled carefully, they are willing to snap their claws into flesh just as any crustacean would.
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[Maybe this really is like a magazine personality quiz. "What kind of pet would you rather have?" Yeah, that's a legit kind of question. It's just that Gundam's quiz was written for some crazy parallel world magazine.]
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[He's trash. But he's Gundam's trash.]
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[Leon laughs; he can't help it. It's the weirdest diss he's ever heard. And sure, he's probably no better than a five, but it's still funny!]
So like, I'd totally be a ten if I could tame a tiger or somethin'?
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[Mortals.]
To be able to tame a tiger, it would take an essence level in the thousands.
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[BUT HILARIOUS. Leon laughs; this is a pretty good diversion from everything else. And man, has he needed it, after a couple days in mostly-solitude, except for the one trip to Togami's. Togami has never in his life cheered anyone up.]
But you can touch him! Maybe you're kinda like a hermit crab yourself, huh?
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[The urge to throw an arm around him is so strong right now. Operation Touch Tanaka Gundam is officially the most homosexual operation Leon has ever been involved in, but also, extremely important.
He doesn't, though, his arm draped over the couch instead.]
I dunno, man, I bet if you had a shell you'd be in it like fifty percent of the time!