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Gundam Tanaka | 田中 眼蛇夢 ([personal profile] hamham) wrote2015-03-18 12:25 am
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You have contacted Gundam Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice!! State your business and perhaps I will contact you at a future date if it intrigues me...
babermetrics: (stop trying to make science fun)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-03 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Leon flops down next to Gundam on the couch--not too close, but a comfortable distance. Normally this is when he'd offer someone something to drink, or anything else they might need, but being a good host isn't exactly on his mind right now. He's still adjusting to the feeling of maybe not losing his mind. He's real; he's sane; he's out of that fucked up ViViD shit from earlier; people's problems are going away. No one's disappearing or freezing to death or suffocating. It's fine. Everything's just perfect.

He crosses his own arms, more sullen, even though he's at least relaxed a little from when he opened the door.]


Dammit, that ain't somethin' to feel happy about . . .

[Even though, admittedly, he kind of does. There's nothing like loneliness on top of crazy misery to get Leon down. The relief of it evaporating in someone's presence makes even this bullshit tolerable to deal with.]

If it's always like this, why don't we friggin' do somethin'? They're gonna kill us! I, shit, I was all worried about Togami! I'm worried about Kirigiri! I thought I might die! I thought Pekoyama was crazy when she started talkin' about goin' to kick CERES's asses, but maybe I'm on board with that!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa, man. Dude's actually thought about this beyond just "fuck CERES," which is the extent of what Leon's planned out himself. He's not at all equipped to come up with a game plan here, and hadn't even thought of half the things Tanaka says. In retrospect, though, some of them are obvious, especially--]

--Wait, you think the devices inside us are how they make all this stuff happen to us? Like, screwing with our bodies?

[Leon does flop his arms over the back of the couch, but he's far enough away that it's not throwing an arm around Gundam or anything. Luckily. It's a much more relaxed posture than he actually feels right now talking about this. But something has relaxed a little; now he has someone to be angry at and things to think about that aren't just freaking out over himself like he has been for like three days now.

But damn is he pissed. His voice is tight and clipped, volume rising the more he talks.]


That's--fuck, I never thought o' that! All this time I just figured it was some kinda messin' with our code thing, if we're even made of code for real, which is like, who friggin' knows? Maybe the devices mess with the code--ahhh, who knows, who cares?! The point is they can just do whatever they want to us! They could just flip a switch or whatever the hell they've got and make us all go blind!

[None of that's new information. But it's starting to really sink in for the first time, and it hurts. Leon brings a hand up to rub at the side of his face, digging his fingers up into his hair to pull on it.]

. . . I don't fuckin' know what to do. They're gonna start killin' us.
babermetrics: (would you like apples or bees?)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-06 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[After a silent moment turning that over in his head, Leon finally comes out with something:]

. . . You're so intense.

[And a little laugh. It's the first time he's laughed in a couple days, and it's awkward, but it feels good.]

I mean, no offense or nothin'. It's not even like you're wrong, just, you've got this way of sayin' stuff! It's like maximum serious. I guess that's a good thing when it's crap like this, 'cuz this is pretty serious.

[Then he holds out a fist to Gundam, aimed at his hand.]

But don't worry, man, no way am I gonna let anyone take me without a fight! Me or anyone else! I ain't the type to just lay down and die!
babermetrics: (pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-09 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're not getting out of this, bro. Or at least that's what Leon thinks; if anything, the little speech there only motivates him more. Who doesn't get pumped about standing fast at each other's sides and rising to power? Get pumped!

It's hard to even imagine Tanaka "pumped," but details. Leon laughs--his mood, at least, has lightened considerably--and doesn't withdraw his hand.]


Heh, you got it! C'mon, you gonna leave me hangin'?

[Wait. It's Tanaka.]

. . . You totally don't even know what I'm goin' for, do you.
babermetrics: (fucking idiot bird got owned)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-09 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[RECORD SCRATCH. What.

Oh, right. In all the fuss, Leon had almost forgotten about how friggin' weird Tanaka is. How could that happen?

He laughs--he can't help it--and scoots a little closer on the couch, though he's just messing with him, so he doesn't close all the distance. He only brings them about as close as they were before Gundam moved away.]


What? Is this some o' your evil demon stuff again? Look, I prooomise I'm not gonna fall over dead if you bump my fist!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-09 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you seriously tryin' to tell me you never touch anyone, ever? C'mon! Wouldn't someone 've mentioned that if touchin' you would knock me dead!

[Shouldn't he have it tattooed on his forehead or something?! Damn!

Not that Leon buys it for a second--but he at least stops moving closer. Even if it's kind of tempting to just launch himself at him.]


You've gotta touch people sometimes!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-09 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit.

[Leon's eyes widen. Whoa. He'd go crazy . . .

Maybe that's why Tanaka is crazy? Nah, probably not, but it's a thought. So he's probably never been with a girl? Okay, that's to be expected. Guys like this aren't exactly chick magnets, so there's no surprise there. But damn, it's still depressing! And even more than that, just casual stuff . . .

This is Leon, though, who only a few days ago was nearly brought to tears by how good it felt to be platonically hugged by a woman after months without friendly contact.]


Look, it ain't that I'm convinced of this at all, but that's still one o' the most depressing things I ever heard! You never kissed anyone? Got your hand up a girl's shirt? Or even, like, put an arm around a dude? Who's the two, your classmates?
babermetrics: (stop getting rude and start getting nude)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-09 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, whoa, I didn't really need to know about Hinata's "problems."

[Damn, aren't guys supposed to not have to worry about impotence until they're totally old? It sucks for Tanaka, he guesses, that one of the two dudes who can touch him has issues like that . . .

Wait.]


Hold on a sec, so those're the only two people you ever touched, right?
babermetrics: (would you like apples or bees?)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, sorry Hinata. It's unfortunate that Leon's vocabulary is a little too dismal for him to know "impotent" has a non-sexual meaning.

But that's in the past now, filed away to definitely not think about later.]


Dude, you don't think it's like, kinda convenient that you only touched two people in your life and both of 'em just happened to not die?

Hey, what if I've got the "singularity"? What's that even mean? Maybe I got it!
babermetrics: (shitty trash asshole)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-10 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[It sounds like a mess, is what it sounds like, but at least not an insulting mess. The kind of mess he's come to expect from Tanaka's mouth, where he has to sort through it carefully to figure out what it means. But it's at least obvious that he's not being blown off or dissed in any way. The implication does seem to be "maybe later." And also "I'm super, super repressed."

Now that that's out of the way, though--and now that this conversation has relaxed Leon enough that he's no longer rigid with rage at CERES or choked with fear that he might be fading out into a string of code--Leon can't resist the urge to poke at a subject that involves himself. He sits back on the couch, giving Tanaka his space, his manner having eased off a lot from earlier.]


Heh . . . sounds like a lot o' work. Just give people some kinda "How Much Magical Essence Do You Have" quiz like you get in magazines, right? Ha ha! Heeeey, so mine's gotta be pretty good, right?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-11 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[Looks like he really is getting a magazine quiz. Whatever happened to questions like "How do you like to spend a Friday evening"? Leon blinks dumbly for a moment; he has no idea how to even begin to answer that, and he's not sure why he would have expected a question he could answer out of Tanaka's mouth.]

Dude, I'm Japanese . . . that ain't what you mean, is it? Don't I get multiple choice or somethin'?
babermetrics: (it's a doggy dog world out there.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
None of the above!

[This is in fact pretty much what he expected. He wonders something, and then decides to just ask it, because he's curious and what's the point of keeping it to himself?]

Has anyone ever actually said yes to any o' those?

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